If wishes were horses and turds were custard. We'd all eat and ride until we died (Wife's favorite)
If he had any brains he'd take them out and play with them
The sweetest of all sounds is (Get the nets that's a 3 lb'er)Kit Papermouth LIKED above post
If wishes were horses and turds were custard. We'd all eat and ride until we died (Wife's favorite)
The sweetest of all sounds is (Get the nets that's a 3 lb'er)
That boy could eat corn through a picket fence
The sweetest of all sounds is (Get the nets that's a 3 lb'er)
He is "happier than a dead pig in the sunshine ".
When somebody asks me "how are you today?"
I say, "I'm finer than a frog hair split four ways."
That will go over like a turd in the punch bowl!
Well, it wouldn't have been *my* favorite, but I can't hardly argue much with my wife and daughter when they get to teaming up. I thought there were lots of words of wisdom to be shared here, and hopefully we all learned a few new ones.
But...as stated in the rules, they were to decide, and I was to stay out of it, and in a 2-1 vote (my son was outnumbered by the girls) they liked:
"Prettier than a speckled pup in a red wagon." by mississippi of (as you can probably guess) the Mississippi forum. Congrats, sir. PM me your info and I'll get you your gift card.
They liked it for its originality (they never heard that one before) and the fact that it was "cute". :rolleyes: Guess all the pee and poop and fart ones just didn't hold up. I probably shoulda thought of that beforehand and weighted the scales accordingly!
Anyway, thanks everyone, for playing along. $100 will go to slab on behalf of the Mississippi board. (As much as it pains me to do it!!) Fair is fair.