Thread: Contest: The Border War (Mississippi-vs-Missouri)

when something stupid is said "makes perfect sense if you don't think about it !"

If you are doing something you love, you'll never work a day in your life..

Boy is bright as sunshine on a cold dark night !

when they were giving out brains he thought they said rains and ran under the house .

Had an ole man tell me and some buddies this when we were arguing with other kids..."if you get into a stinkin' contest with a skunk, you're going to come out smellin' like a skunk every time!"

Hurry up boys! We're burning daylight!

I've heard (and said) this when we're having a tough day at work. "Shoot low men, they're ridin' Shetland ponies!!"

Dang your skinny boy! Looks like you swapped legs and butt with sparrow and got screwed out of the feathers!