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Thread: Contest: The Border War (Mississippi-vs-Missouri)

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    Ain't nothin' between me and you except air and opportunity!

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    The further I go, the behinder I get....
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    Life's like a roll of toilet paper....

    The closer to the end, the faster it goes....
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    Convert his brain to gas and it wouldn't power a pee ant's moped around a BB
    The sweetest of all sounds is (Get the nets that's a 3 lb'er)

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    1.I'm so fat that I have to stick my arm out to see if I'm rolling or walking.

    2. Wound up tighter than a $2 watch

    3. They're gathered up like buzzards on a gut wagon

    4. It goes to show 2 halves don't always equal a whole
    The sweetest of all sounds is (Get the nets that's a 3 lb'er)

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    Hey, that boy is useless as a screen door on a submarine...............

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    That ain't no hill for a stepper....

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    One drink makes her half tight-two drinks her whole tight.

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    Flattery is like perfume, smell it, but don't swallow it....
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    That went over like a fart in a divers suit
    The sweetest of all sounds is (Get the nets that's a 3 lb'er)

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