Nervous as a turtle on a four lane highway
enough to puke a dog off a gut wagon
Standing in the Gap
Nervous as a turtle on a four lane highway
Standing in the Gap
He's so good, he could poop in a swinging bucket
Standing in the Gap
I've been to the fair and I seen the bear...
I believe in catch and release.....right into the grease!!!!!
I've been to a frog jumpin contest, a beauty contest with ugly women, a goat ropin', a pig cuttin' and a wayward home for degenerate crappie fishermen, but I ain't never seen nothin' like that!!!!!
I believe in catch and release.....right into the grease!!!!!
Scared me so bad I puckered up so tight I could have cracked a black walnut.
Never make a little old lady with a broom mad,...She will put nots or your head faster than you can rub'em.
When you get within a stones throw of his property,..You are about 2 rifle shots toooo close.