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Thread: Contest: The Border War (Mississippi-vs-Missouri)

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    enough to puke a dog off a gut wagon
    Standing in the Gap

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    Nervous as a turtle on a four lane highway
    Standing in the Gap

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    Don't pee down my back and tell me it's raining
    Standing in the Gap
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    He's so good, he could poop in a swinging bucket
    Standing in the Gap

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    Sometimes I laugh so hard tears run down my leg.
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    I've been to the fair and I seen the bear...
    I believe in catch and release.....right into the grease!!!!!

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    I've been to a frog jumpin contest, a beauty contest with ugly women, a goat ropin', a pig cuttin' and a wayward home for degenerate crappie fishermen, but I ain't never seen nothin' like that!!!!!
    I believe in catch and release.....right into the grease!!!!!

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    Scared me so bad I puckered up so tight I could have cracked a black walnut.

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    Never make a little old lady with a broom mad,...She will put nots or your head faster than you can rub'em.

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    When you get within a stones throw of his property,..You are about 2 rifle shots toooo close.

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