Thread: Contest: The Border War (Mississippi-vs-Missouri)

If brains were gasoline the boy wouldn't have enough to kick start a piss ants motor scooter

Someone who knows they are important thinks of others, someone who thinks they are important thinks of themselves.

Whoever said there is no such thing as a stupid question never worked customer service...

That woman could stop a clock.

If someone asks you "how are you doing?":

I'm doing so good I gotta sit on my hands to keep from waving.
Or
If I had a tail, I'd be wagging it.
Or
If I was any better, I'd have to be twins.
Or
I'm finer than frog hair split three ways.

Originally Posted by Speck

If someone asks you "how are you doing?":

I'm doing so good I gotta sit on my hands to keep from waving.
Or
If I had a tail, I'd be wagging it.
Or
If I was any better, I'd have to be twins.
Or
I'm finer than frog hair split three ways.

Or as happy as a Opossum eating coon crap!

Hire a teenager while they still know everything!

A bad day of fishing is better than a good day at work.