If brains were gasoline the boy wouldn't have enough to kick start a piss ants motor scooter
His gas is so bad it could peel the paint off the walls.
Standing in the Gap
If brains were gasoline the boy wouldn't have enough to kick start a piss ants motor scooter
There will be days when the fishing is better than one's most optimistic forecast, others when it is far worse. Either is a gain over just staying home.
Someone who knows they are important thinks of others, someone who thinks they are important thinks of themselves.
Whoever said there is no such thing as a stupid question never worked customer service...
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That woman could stop a clock.
Standing in the Gap
If someone asks you "how are you doing?":
I'm doing so good I gotta sit on my hands to keep from waving.
Or
If I had a tail, I'd be wagging it.
Or
If I was any better, I'd have to be twins.
Or
I'm finer than frog hair split three ways.
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Hire a teenager while they still know everything!
A bad day of fishing is better than a good day at work.
WORK IS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO FISH
Sorry I didn't put them all together.