Thread: Declaration of War

Originally Posted by Don G

Where's Mater???????RoflRofl

Don, Had the privilege of knocking one of maters' cousins in the dirt about a month ago but I was sitting at shop today and saw a brand new mater model out sampling the lush tender weeds along the edge of the shop yard. Now when the wheat beans get planted in june, He will be out sampling them unless I have something to say about it.

I don't know what the heck is going on, I am still getting my daily attempts on my life from the local woodsgoat population. I can understand that as they hate me like folks hate Hitler for the generational damage I have done to their herds. But man, all of a sudden, We are about to be over run with varmints. Looks like it is time to ride the old smoke wagon around with me. I smell covert ops in the works again.CF

Originally Posted by Chasing Ghosts

Geeze I had forgotten about Mater.

Yeah, I had just about forgotten about Mater too. Some folks here just won't let me forget. Ain't heard much out of that useless animal loving caretaker of his lately either.CF