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    Tuesday afternoon April 24th 2012, A day that will live in infamy, My Ram 2500 was attacked by a brutal kamakazi ambush causing permanent damage to My front headlight. The Turkey that caused this damage, did so with intent to kill Me. The bird jumping out and taking flight in front of me at speeds of 60 mph left me no chance to even try to stop the carnage that would ensue. I can still see the glass and feathers exploding out in front of me. Only missing me by a foot or so as I kept going. As I received the estimate for damages at an amount around $650 dollars, I realized that this was no accident and the action was carried out with malice. As of Friday April 27th, I am in a state of war with the empire of wild turkeys. God have mercy on their souls for I will not.CF
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    Sorry to hear that Ed. Was there enough left for supper?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barnacle Bill View Post
    Sorry to hear that Ed. Was there enough left for supper?
    Fraid not Bill. The turkey wiped most of itself out going through the head light lens. There was just glass and feathers, head, feet,wings, beaks, toes, and spurs.CF
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    Careful CF... they may have formed an alliance with Woods Goat empire.
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    I hate when those things do that.. running straight at ya flapping their wings like that.. I'm ducking just sitting right here in my chair! :S

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chasing Ghosts View Post
    Careful CF... they may have formed an alliance with Woods Goat empire.
    You may be right CG. I have always watched and ducked the woodsgoats in the evening and night. Always thought I was pretty safe in the middle of the day. Until now. An alliance like this would put me under fire 24 hours a day. Seen some turkeys starting to use the corn fields all ready. I smell some payback coming. That is all I need CG, Another friggen evil axis.CF
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    Quote Originally Posted by REDBOAT View Post
    I hate when those things do that.. running straight at ya flapping their wings like that.. I'm ducking just sitting right here in my chair! :S
    Redboat, You are right. I seen right into its eyes when it was coming at me. That thing had bad blood for me. Was looking to do some serious harm. Right up to the point where it tried to enter the truck at a bad location. That thing did more damage than a buck woodsgoat did back in december to my truck. Time to kill something.CF
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    CF, lookout they're coming in all directions.

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    Where's Mater???????RoflRofl
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boscoe View Post
    CF, lookout they're coming in all directions.
    Cheesus Boscoe don't scare me like that. Dang, I took out two of them and a coon at the shop last week getten in corn seed. That was a bad move. What the he77 is going on here?CF
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