if the cows are standing I pitch my jig , if the cows are sleeping I pitch my jig , if the cows are eating I pitch my jig , if the cows are calving I pitch my jig , if the cows are not in the pasture …..I still pitch my jig
if the moon is big I pitch my jig and if the moon is small I pitch my jig and if the barometer is high I pitch my jig and if the barometer is low I pitch my jig …..
my wife says I tell her they are biting no mater what the conditions are ….I used to try and use different scenarios in the weather and such to persuade her to say yes ….then one day she realized what I always knew …..they are always biting![]()