Thread: if it could go wrong it did

went crappie fishin Tuesday==
first thing went wrong ==cold smoky and fogy
2nd " " " == had wrong ball on truck so changed it
put 2" ball on= boat would not go on hitch no matter what I did
got to looking found out had wrong ball on so put 1-7/8 on bingo boat hooked up
went and got minners not blue and no time to train um so just took um greenhorn
thinkin dang green minners aint gonna catch nothin
finally got to pond and was gonna call the farmer that owned it to tell him
I was fishin!!! yep you guessed it == left phone at home ==
oh well he will come by after while and see me so no big deal
now I got boat in water t/m down remote in hand pushing buttons with no reply
thought !! sometimes I have to jiggle battery to make it go, flipped it over and
no battery or plug to hold battery in == back across the mud slobber mouth snot dripping mad
found battery and plug and back across mud and back in boat P/Od to gilt == put batt. in remote
and plug would not hold it in == somehow it had got striped out.== now determined to fish if hell froze over I held the batt. in remote with my finger = since I couldn't find any tape to hold it. so hear I go one handed fishin and of all things first fish I caught was a black nose crappie.== HOT DOG lookie hear ill take a pic of this thing and show it all over crappie . com !!! WAIT WAIT remember what I found out when I was gonna call the farmer?? yup left phone at home. but that's not the end, my Blessings was about to change == found the crappie in 15 ft water and put a smack down on um caught 25 crappie and 15 == 18 bass keeping 6 crappie and 3 bass for supper I headed home

whipped but a winner with a nice mess of fresh crappie.

ur a better man than me.....thanks for the story....