Thread: Humor

When Forest Gump died, he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "Welcome, Forest. We've heard a lot about you." He continued, "Unfortunately, it's getting pretty crowded up here and we find that we now have to give people an entrance examination before we let them in."


"Okay," said Forest. "I hope it's not too hard. I've already been through a test. My momma used to say, 'Life is like a final exam. It's hard.' "


"Yes, Forest, I know. But this test is only three questions. Here they are."


1) Which two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'?"


2) How many seconds are in a year?


3) What is God's first name?


"Well, sir," said Forest, "The first one is easy. Which two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'? Today and Tomorrow."


St. Peter looked surprised and said, "Well, that wasn't the answer I was looking for, but you have a point. I give you credit for that answer."


"The next question," said Forest, "How many seconds are in a year? Twelve."


"Twelve?" said St. Peter, surprised and confused.


"Yes, sir. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd …"


St. Peter interrupted him. "I see what you mean. I'll have to give you credit for that one, too."


"And the last question," said Forest, "What is God's first name? It's Andy."


"Andy?" said St. Peter, in shock. "How did you come up with 'Andy'?"


"I learned it in church. We used to sing about it." Forest broke into song, "Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am His own."


St. Peter opened the gate to heaven and said, "Run, Forest, Run!"

Thanks Blaine, I know you power company guys have been hustling. We lost power for 31 hours, and were grateful for all the linemens long hours and hard work getting it back on. Enjoy your rest time, we'll get caught up at Wateree next month.

Originally Posted by brush pile

Good deal man, glad to have you. Wish I was going to fish this one. That hurricane about whipped me. I worked one hundred and twenty few hours last week. That, and not seeing my kiddo for two weekends in a row and everything in between I decided to stick close to home and enjoy him a little while. Good luck to y'all man and we will catch up.