Thread: FUNNY Subject: Maxine Has Questions **ENJOY THIS ONE **

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it? Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes? Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?' What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use, Toothpicks? Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail? Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive? If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose? Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? ****** Why, Why, Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds; when they already know you're broke? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people run over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it and then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? How do those dead bugs get into the enclosed light fixtures? Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? Why, in winter, do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place? And A FAVORITE: The statistics on sanity say that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness.. Think of your three best friends. If they're OK..? (then it's you!) ~ REMEMBER, A day without a smile is like a day without sunshine! And a day without sunshine is, like...........night!!!!

Originally Posted by STUMP HUNTER

Joe I'm just glad you are one of my three friends

Enjoyed it

I was thinking the same thing , so Ronnie what did the doctor tell you down at nervous hospital !!!