Man, you need a job or a hobby to keep your mind in idle instead of spinning like it does. Just kidding, I would have been rolling in the floor.
I am probably gonna get whacked by our Moderators but this is too good not to share:
> Yesterday I was at my local Kroger buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
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> What did she think I had an elephant?
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> So because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
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> I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)
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> Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stopped to Pee on a Fire Hydrant and a car hit me.
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> I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was Laughing so hard.
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> Kroger won't let me shop there anymore. Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the World to think of crazy things to say
Mark 1:17 ...I will make you fishers of men
Man, you need a job or a hobby to keep your mind in idle instead of spinning like it does. Just kidding, I would have been rolling in the floor.
So you are the one I hit with my car Good one!!!! You need to go
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Now thats funny!!
That was good
That is soooo funny,I spit my drink all over my screen.
Bwahahaha.....good one
I have spent most my life fishing........the rest I wasted.
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That was GOOD!
NOW THAT'S FUNNY, I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE!!
I had to read this when I saw Kroger in it, the wife and I just got home from Kroger's because Wednesday is senior days, that is a good one.