For $35 less than what a well-known Kentucky Lake crappie guide charges per day, you can fish world-class private ponds with me. I guide on several phosphate pits that were mined by TVA in the 1930's and '40's and that I now manage intensively for trophy bluegill; in the three years I've been offering trips on these ponds, every party that has fished with me has caught at least one bluegill 10" or better, and every party but one has caught at least one bluegill 11" or better. And the party that didn't catch an 11" caught this:
Here are a few more examples of what you would catch in a day's fishing: