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  1. 07-30-2018, 01:24 PM #1
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    Default This morning at grocery store


    Went in bought a dozen eggs, a can of tuna, a gallon of milk and a package of honey buns.
    The checker said " you must be single."
    I asked. " yes, how did you know?"
    She said" you're ugly."
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    This morning at grocery store


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    That goooooooooood
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    Funny
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    This morning at grocery storeThis morning at grocery store
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    lol
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    I laughed out loud!!
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    Nothing like my visit to the grocery store yesterday.
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