Thread: A funny: The Husband Store

The Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go

to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of

how the store operates.

"You may visit this

store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the value

of the products increase as

the shopper ascends the flights.

The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the

Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the

sign on the door

reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued,

but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs

and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks,

'But I want more.'

So she continues upward.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are

Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but

feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor

and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.



'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims,

'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor

and the sign reads:



Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay,

but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor

#31,456,012 to this floor.

There are no men on this floor.

This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at

the Husband Store.

PLEASE

NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a

New Wives Store just across the street.

The first floor has wives

that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex, have their own money

and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

What'd you say the address was for the "New Wives Store"?