Geezer decides to live it up so hey buys a new vett gets on the interstate and is crusing along at20 mph and notices a blue light behind him he pulls over , state trooper comes up the car and says you were doing 120 but he sorta kinda sorry for the old guy so he said if you can tell me a reason you going so fast and if I have never heard it I will let you go.The gezzer thought for a minute and said my wife ran off with a state trooper a while back and I thought you found her and was bringing her back.Trooper says you can go.