A SENIOR DECISION

[wilbur]

I went to the liquor store Tuesday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Jack Daniels and put it in the bicycle basket.


As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break.





So I drank all the Jack Daniels before I cycled home.


It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.

[Boatbottom]

Sounded logical to me.

[Eagle 1]

Makes perfect sense if you don't think about it .

[scrat]

[BG12]

That's great!

There was a local guy worked at a filling station when I was a young teenager. He wasn't all there. Rode a blue moped around town. He liked to hang out at a skeezy little dive called "The Cellar Club". I was with dad getting gas at the station one day. Dude was bandaged up from head to toe almost! Looked like a mummy! Dad asked him what happened? "Wrecked my moped" he replied. "Where at?" asked dad. "From The Cellar Club all the way to the house!!!!"

True story I promise!

[sinkermaker]

Good one

[duckhunter]

Good thinking! Lol.

[Redge]

I can see how that made sense!


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[Billbob]

[sharphook]

New a feller back in the day used to drink DR.Tish and chase it with Vanilla Extract!!! We called him CREED from Abbeville MS. No Animals and or fishes were harmed during this documentary!!!