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  1. 01-31-2015, 10:25 PM #21
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    Well, I didn't know your daddy was the pharmacist either!!!
    Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
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  2. 01-31-2015, 10:26 PM #22
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    Pull up his head , I'm sucking mud.
    Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
    The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes bang when it is supposed to go click and one that goes click when it is supposed to go bang.
    If you rob Peter to pay Paul, you can generally count on Paul's vote.
  3. 01-31-2015, 10:27 PM #23
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    your the expert you tell me
  4. 01-31-2015, 10:27 PM #24
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    and the preacher said " I don't think I woulda told that one."
    Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
    The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes bang when it is supposed to go click and one that goes click when it is supposed to go bang.
    If you rob Peter to pay Paul, you can generally count on Paul's vote.
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  5. 01-31-2015, 10:28 PM #25
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    The Aristocrats.
    Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
    The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes bang when it is supposed to go click and one that goes click when it is supposed to go bang.
    If you rob Peter to pay Paul, you can generally count on Paul's vote.
  6. 01-31-2015, 10:29 PM #26
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    And the chief said "Ugh!!! Riding my bicycle!!!"
    Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
    The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes bang when it is supposed to go click and one that goes click when it is supposed to go bang.
    If you rob Peter to pay Paul, you can generally count on Paul's vote.
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    PRIVATE , i meant we ride the camel to town.
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    I have two.

    Well were not welcome in Cracker Barrel anymore.

    Come on Fanny if he will not let them in he's not going to let us in either.
    FISH ON
  9. 02-01-2015, 01:32 AM #29
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    And if I find a noodle in here I'm not paying for it either!
    Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
    The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes bang when it is supposed to go click and one that goes click when it is supposed to go bang.
    If you rob Peter to pay Paul, you can generally count on Paul's vote.
  10. 02-01-2015, 01:34 AM #30
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    Ugh! What you mean "we" , paleface??
    Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
    The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes bang when it is supposed to go click and one that goes click when it is supposed to go bang.
    If you rob Peter to pay Paul, you can generally count on Paul's vote.
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