Thread: 19 long, hard years...

Of marriage to to same woman. She is one lucky gal I tell ya. I mean, how many men would put up with a woman that'll let ya fesh whenever ya want to? And better than that, I'm so purty. Even tho it has been tough, I wouldn't trade her fer anything. We actually went to Birmingham and stayed at the Winfrey and I got her an all day spa package, while I went and played golf. Then we ate at Shula's Steak House. Y'all oughta try that joint ifn ya in Bham. It was a tad bit pricey, but very good. Think our check was two bills, but that included a couple of adult cocktails and a Molten Lava Chocolate Cake. Then after dinner the absurd happens. In the midst of a steamy evening layin in that fancy bed, cuttin my toenails and watchin the US Open highlights, ES starts textin. Ya talk about ruinin the moment. Geeeeeze. Oh well, we still had a good time.


Minnerman
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Congrats, man. I'm still amazed that woman can function at all with the daily dose of ruffalin ya been slippin her all these years.