Duck hunting story

**torch** · 11-10-2009, 04:05 PM

I was in Missouri last weekend and we were sitting in a pit swappin stories and telling lies. I looked out the end of the pit and my buddies dog was licking his ----s. I just blurted out "man I wish I could do that". My buddy looks at me and calmly says. "Hell Torch I will hold his head if you want to try".

I will never live it down. We laughed so hard we all had tears in our eyes.

**crappie mama** · 11-10-2009, 04:18 PM

Originally Posted by torch

I was in Missouri last weekend and we were sitting in a pit swappin stories and telling lies. I looked out the end of the pit and my buddies dog was licking his ----s. I just blurted out "man I wish I could do that". My buddy looks at me and calmly says. "Hell Torch I will hold his head if you want to try".

I will never live it down. We laughed so hard we all had tears in our eyes.

Torch, if you could do that, you wouldn't need a woman.......

**DonDon** · 11-10-2009, 04:46 PM

take a crap this time, did ya? LOL Still laughing at that one

**satdoc1** · 11-10-2009, 04:51 PM

Originally Posted by crappie mama

Torch, if you could do that, you wouldn't need a woman.......

No way am I gonna get in this conversation with you! lol

**DonDon** · 11-10-2009, 04:52 PM

Ain;t no way I'm sticking my foot where it don;t belong

**Jeepster04** · 11-10-2009, 05:01 PM

ROFLMAO!! That's funny right there.

**Wannabe...** · 11-10-2009, 06:05 PM

That ain't half as ignernt as showing up here and saying it out loud. LOL.

Wannabe...

**fishing buddy** · 11-10-2009, 06:08 PM

that aint right LOL

**J White** · 11-10-2009, 06:35 PM

Yep. Not my words, but - have often heard it said,
"If guys could do that theirself, women would have a bounty on them"

:D

**Speck** · 11-10-2009, 07:58 PM

So did he bite you or follow you home Torch?:D

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LOL, Good one, you didn't have to

I'm staying outta it as well

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