Uncle BUBBA

[Cane Pole]

PROUD UNCLE BUBBA

Bubba's sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which
caused
her to fall into a deep coma.

After nearly six months, she awakens and sees that she is no longer
pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Maam, you had twins - a boy and a girl. The
babies
are fine. Your brother came in and named them."

The woman thinks to herself, "Oh, no! Not Bubba; he's an idiot!"
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's
name?"

"Denise," the doctor answers.

The new mother thinks, "Wow! That's a beautiful name, maybe I was
wrong
about my brother. I really like the name Denise." "What's the boy's
name?"

The doctor replies, "Denephew."

[crap-king]

its old but its still funny

[beenfishin?]

least we know Bubba wasn't "dafather"