Men are happier than women

[Cane Pole]

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

• Your last name stays put.
• The garage is all yours.
• Wedding plans take care of themselves.
• Chocolate is just another snack...
• You can never be pregnant.
• You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
• You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
• Car mechanics tell you the truth.
• The world is your urinal.
• You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
• You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
• Same work, more pay.
• Wrinkles add character.
• Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
• People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
• New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
• One mood all the time.
• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
• You know stuff about tanks.
• A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
• You can open all your own jars.
• If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
• Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
• Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
• Everything on your face stays its original color.
• The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.
• You only have to shave your face and neck.
• You can play with toys all your life.
• One wallet and one pair of shoes --one color for all seasons.
• You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
• You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
• You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
• You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relativesOn December 24 in 25 minutes.
• Men Are Just Happier People

[Billbob]

SOOOOO true

["G"]

yep

[Mrs. Crappie Stalker]

Weeeellllll, some are true, some I am jealous of and some just depend on the woman!!! I like to think that I'm the reason Paul is happy!!!

[DRPEPPER]

My garage ain't mine. Too many reefs. They fall off the walls and into my boat and on the Polaris. DP

[fishingpox]

out of 2200 sq ft, I finally got 200 of it, the rest is hers

[kycreek]

Lots of truth in those

[RetiredRR]

Most men could give a big "" on that post. Here's mine "".