Idiot Sighting

[Watertooner]

La Dash Ah

She probably would still be irate. Technically, her name is LaHyphenAh

[Cane Pole]

When I first read the title of the post, I thought you were touring DC.

[S10CHEVY]

Thanks for all the comments. Got this from a friend, in an email, and couldn't resist putting the whole thing here.

[justinp61]

A couple of months ago my wife called me from work to make plans for supper. Said she was tired and wanted to know if pizza was alright, of course I love pizza. She told me what time she was leaving and wanted me to call it in so it would be ready when she got there. So I called the pizza place and give them myphone number and name and placed the order, pepperoni and sausage . Now my wife is the only person I've ever met that doesn't like cheese so I always order "light on the cheese on half". When I placed the order I tell the guy "light on the cheese on half". His reply "which half? I about fell over and replied "your choice". True story!

[Buckie02]

The change stories are sad but true. Once they put the numbers in the cash register, it is over.

[Lowellhturner]

Once helped set up a brand new just built BP gas station back when they were going to go to using just the scanner patch...that lasted about the worst wk of my life...about 1/4th of the items in the store still didn`t even HAVE them...DUH. Great idea, BAD timing...

[dangerousdave]

This past summer I was returning from the lake, pulling my boat, when a guy pulls up to me and asks me to pull over to ask about my boat. My boat has a jet drive on it and he want's to know how it handles deep water. I couldn't help but tell him " I don't know I just use the top 10 inches of water".

[Barnacle Bill]

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[eric 3501]

Might be telling my age a bit, but if he has problems with a peddle thingy, don't ever ask him to drive something with a 3 and a 4, or 4 and a 4 tranny. He'll either break an arm, or wreck, or both. Hahaha.