i do the last one a lot
The Retirement Q&A!
Retirement can be a wonderful thing. It sure is a huge change in one's life, moving from office to home, from keeping hours to keeping yourself busy and having fun. Indeed, retirement has many secrets, which is why it was important for me to ask some 'hard' questions about this phase of life.
Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Two hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.
Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing
without worrying about getting caught at it
Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.
Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.
Question: Among retirees, what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.
Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.
'There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit...retire!'
Groucho Marx
Question:
What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: Idiot
Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.
Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Lunch.
I have never liked working.
To me a job is an invasion of privacy
Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.
Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.
Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.
Question: What do you do all week?
Answer: Monday through Friday, nothing; Saturday & Sunday, I rest.
I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work.
So I do it three or four times a day.
The "King" is coming
This could be the Day....
RETIRED LOUISIANA CRAPPIE HUNTERRMGeorge, Speckanator, "G", Dollfly, RetiredRR, theygotaeat, Tony the Tiger, Squiggyfreud LIKED above post
i do the last one a lot
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The money's no better in retirement but the hours are, and I give my wife something to do all day.....keeps her busy!
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You listed all the good things but one of the main bad thing is we don't get any vacations days.
Fair Winds and Following Seas
Bill H. PTC USN Ret
Chesapeake, Va
I love being retired. Work has become a nasty 4 letter word to me.
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FISH for LIFE
HUMANKIND......be both
To all the above................AMEN
I have spent most my life fishing........the rest I wasted.
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Very nice PS. You retired guys are killin me. Us working guys are envious.
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Vonna
Yes, I fish like a girl. If you tried a little harder, you could too!!prefers shiners LIKED above post
To those who have to still work I feel sorry for, but until your day comes keep working hard and making plenty money and pay a lot of taxes to support us that don't.
God Bless,
"gene"
"G" Gone but not forgotten!!