I am selling Smithville Lake. It comes with the following; 2 guides (Keeferfish and DD) a shower house custodian (Joedog) and a park ranger (Sevenfiftynine) and a VERY bald optimist whose shiny head is used as a reflector on the W bridge, (Vicn) Included is hundreds and hundreds of thousands of 8 3/4 inch Crappie which, according to the locals, is an OUTSTANDING year class. Unfortunately the year is 1983, so these fish are extremely old and thin, but they bite readily. ALL of this can be yours today for $2.99 or best offer. All sales are final and there are no refunds or warranties implied or otherwise. (Moderators delete at your leisure, just havin' some fun.)