Thread: Marrying a Missouri Girl

THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A MISSOURI GIRL

The first man married a woman from Ohio. He told her that she was
to do the dishes and house cleaning.
It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a
clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Michigan. He gave his wife
orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The
first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was
better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were
done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Missouri. He ordered her to keep the
house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals
on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see
anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day,
some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his
left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself
a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when
he pees.

Radioactive.....My grandpa pulled me aside and gave me two bits of advice for a long marriage. 1. Never, ever answer the question "does my butt look big"? Cuz there is NO right answer. If you say no, your a liar, if you say yes, well, you can figure that one out. 2. The two words a man needs to learn for a response is "Yes dear".