Originally Posted by
Speck
I've learned a lot this spring.
The best spots to wade fish are always 2" deeper than you waders are tall.
No matter how well you protect the tip of your favorite jig pole, you will step on it, shut it in the tail gate, set a cooler on it, ect. The piece of junk jig poles are indestructible.
A trolling motor cannot out run a p***** off wasp.
If the weather guessers are calling for 10 mph wind out of the south, you automatically add another 10 mph.
A horsefly hitting you at 65 mph hurts like H***.
Don't shake up Beagles beer.
No matter how well you pack for a weekend fishing trip, you'll forget something important.
Water moccasins make folks dance funny.
It is possible to knock someone off a jet ski with a 7UP bottle when they harass you out fishing (ask Torch)
These are a few things I've learned this spring
That is hilarious stuff. The water moccasin image has me in tears....... because I've witnessed the same thing, only it was a non-poisonous black snake (but the thing must have been 5 ft long!). Thanks for making a boring friday afternoon a little better.
We do not want the gift of a fish; neither do we expect a lesson on fishing; what we direly need is a chance to fish