As we get older, our priorities change.

[Darryl Morris]

See what you got started there Cane Pole, lol.

Guess I've gotta tell this joke now:

Grandpa, 99, and Grandma, 98, were making love and Grandpa had a heartattack and died. Later, their granddaughter told Grandma that she really hoped that Grandpa went peacefully. Grandma explained to her that he went exactly the way he wanted - "making love to me," Grandma said. Well, the granddaughter was appauled and fiercely rebuked her grandmother because people their age just shouldn't be doing things like that. Grandma calmly explained further that they had it all worked out. Every Sunday morning they'd make love to the slow and easy rhythm of the church bell. Then Grandma begins to cry and proclaims, "And he'd still be alive today if it hadn't been for that d**n icecream truck."

[crap-king]

its kinda like Toby Kieth's song " I ain't as good as I once was, but I am as good once as I ever was"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hawkman]

As a policeman was having supper in a restaurant one night he overheard an elderly couple at a nearby table celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

'Honey, do you remember when we were here 50 years ago on our honeymoon?" the man asked his wife.

"Of course I do darling. It was so romantic, just like tonight."

"And do you remember after dinner we couldn't wait to get back to the hotel so we went out behind the restaurant?"

"Yes, you were so manly dear, you pinned me up against the fence and made mad, passionate love to me."

"Well, do you think we might walk out back and just re-live some of those great memories?"

And with that they walked hand in hand out the door. After the policeman finished eating , he got to thinking about what a rough neighborhood they were in and maybe he should go check on the old couple. As he turned the corner he was shocked at the sight before him. The woman was leaned back against the fence, dress up around her waist & support hose down around her ankles. Pants down, the man had his arms around her, holding onto the fence with both hands. They were both jerking & gyrating & bucking like wild animals. Slightly embarrassed, the policeman was turning to leave when they both fell to the ground, panting & sweating.

Rushing over he asked excitedly, "Are you folks OK? I didn't mean to intrude but I've never seen anything like that! If sex is like that for you now I can't imagine what it was like 50 years ago."

"Well," the old man gasped, "Fifty... years ago... that wasn't... an electric fence."