As we get older, our priorities change.

**gooch** · 08-26-2005, 08:57 AM

Heard a story about a woman who had her husband tie her up in a little bow peep outfit. He was wearing a superman outfit and was swooping thru the room. He dropped dead from a heart attack at the foot of the bed and the woman had to yell till the neighbor came to her rescue. One of those storys thats a funny and sad I guess.

**410MAN** · 08-26-2005, 09:10 AM

Canepole, What color velvet rope does your wife like? mine prefers bone color.

**tarfu** · 08-26-2005, 10:23 AM

Originally Posted by 410MAN

Canepole, What color velvet rope does your wife like? mine prefers bone color.

my ol' lady prefers her's with the knotted end red, chartruse main body, and the other end frayed with glitter on it. he-he-he.

tarfu

**papasage** · 08-26-2005, 11:01 AM

my wife likes ancor rope . so the boat want moove while she is fishing
:D

**J White** · 08-26-2005, 11:02 AM

in case you wondered, Ya'll ain't right :D :D :D

**410MAN** · 08-26-2005, 03:30 PM

Originally Posted by J White

in case you wondered, Ya'll ain't right :D :D :D

YOU* DONT SAY. imagine that

**CrappieHead** · 08-26-2005, 11:49 PM

I think I will send this thread to my ex.

**slabbandit** · 08-27-2005, 01:21 AM

Read some where a few years back about a 911 call that came in. Apparently this guy had tied his wife to the bed and had dressed up like Batman. As he jumped off a chair he was struck in the head by the ceiling fan and knocked unconscious!

His wife, was able to knock the phone off the hook and call 911!

**crap-king** · 08-27-2005, 06:36 AM

if it last over 4 hours call Giness Book of records too!!! AND YOUR WIFE AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND YOUR WIFE'S BEST FRIEND, YOU SECRETARY, OR WHO EVER IS WILLING!!!!!

**crappieken** · 08-27-2005, 06:50 AM

If it lasts over four hours - I call it "My senior year in high school." lol

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