" I Have Fished Almost Everyday Of My Life!!!! The Rest Has Been Wasted"
Definition of a Bass Fisherman:
A##Hole looking for a Bass Hole
" I Have Fished Almost Everyday Of My Life!!!! The Rest Has Been Wasted"
I fish therefor I lie.
Me and the boy was fishin' one day. He had a Bass follow his lure to the boat but it didn't bite. He turned to me and said, "A follow is like a chick lookin' at you, neither one does you any good!!!" I bout fell outta the boat.
Hey...jerk...your bobber's under!!!
If you go enough you'll be there when it happens - my grandpa's secret to fishing.
Quit Wish'in and Let's Go Fish'in
Darryl Morris
FAMILY FISHING TRIPS GUIDE SERVICE
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I pulled one out today that was so big it left a hole in the water.
"We're gonna need a bigger boat" (JAWS)
Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn. :rolleyes:
Can't Leave Now They Fixin To Turn On !
Been fishing all his life and ain't never caught nuthin' but a crab...
Heard a guy tell his son one day "You're such a bad fisherman you couldn't even catch a cold."
Caught a crappie so big the other day when i pulled him out the water fell 3 inches.
Triton Tr-196
200hp Mercury
Garmin
Huckabee Rods