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Thread: Fishing One Liner's

  1. #51
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    Default Bass Fisherman


    Definition of a Bass Fisherman:

    A##Hole looking for a Bass Hole

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    " I Have Fished Almost Everyday Of My Life!!!! The Rest Has Been Wasted"

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    I fish therefor I lie.

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    Me and the boy was fishin' one day. He had a Bass follow his lure to the boat but it didn't bite. He turned to me and said, "A follow is like a chick lookin' at you, neither one does you any good!!!" I bout fell outta the boat.
    Hey...jerk...your bobber's under!!!

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    If you go enough you'll be there when it happens - my grandpa's secret to fishing.
    Quit Wish'in and Let's Go Fish'in
    Darryl Morris

    FAMILY FISHING TRIPS GUIDE SERVICE
    501-844-5418 --- [email protected]

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    I pulled one out today that was so big it left a hole in the water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darryl Morris View Post
    If you go enough you'll be there when it happens - my grandpa's secret to fishing.
    And a good secret it is.
    Good things come to those who bait.


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    "We're gonna need a bigger boat" (JAWS)
    Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn. :rolleyes:

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    Can't Leave Now They Fixin To Turn On !

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    Been fishing all his life and ain't never caught nuthin' but a crab...

    Heard a guy tell his son one day "You're such a bad fisherman you couldn't even catch a cold."

    Caught a crappie so big the other day when i pulled him out the water fell 3 inches.
    Triton Tr-196
    200hp Mercury
    Garmin
    Huckabee Rods

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