A guy was in a PUB about as drunk as it’s possible to get.
A group of guys noticed his condition and decide to be good Samaritans and take him home. First they stood him up to get to his wallet so they could find out where he lives, but he kept falling down. He fell down eight more times on the way to the car, each time with a real thud. They finally decided to carry him to the door of his house. After they got to his house, they knocked on the door and waited.
His wife comes to the door, and one guy says, “Your husband was pretty drunk and we didn't think he should be driving, so we brought him home.”
The wife says, “That was real nice of you guys. Where’s his wheelchair? ”