Private Message from Karen

[rnvinc]

She didn't contact me ... I guess she didn't her depth finder fixed ...



Rickie

[silverside]

I really feel rejected now. I can't even get a random letter from a woman in Nigeria. I must be a real bad catch. And I even have a full head of hair.

Sent from my SM-G900V using Crappie.com Fishing mobile app

I recommend using Slab Sauce and they will come

[FurFlyin]

She didn't contact me ... I guess she didn't her depth finder fixed ...



Rickie

Don't feel lonesome, I'll text you another question in a day or two.

[FurFlyin]

Guys, I didn't want to tell you earlier, but Karen sent me a picture and her phone number.

Since I'm a married man, I'll let some of you guys fight over Karen. If you want her phone number, just let me know. I bet she's real nice. Here she is:

[ET Fish]

Guys, I didn't want to tell you earlier, but Karen sent me a picture and her phone number.

Since I'm a married man, I'll let some of you guys fight over Karen. If you want her phone number, just let me know. I bet she's real nice. Here she is:

She’s got a purty mouth!

[Crestliner08]

Got one here as well......didn't open it though. I could smell something foul. Just deleted it pronto!

[Slab]

Y'all can have fun but please do stay away from the crude stuff.

[Pithon]

Guys, I didn't want to tell you earlier, but Karen sent me a picture and her phone number.

Since I'm a married man, I'll let some of you guys fight over Karen. If you want her phone number, just let me know. I bet she's real nice. Here she is:

Still looks better than some of the women I've seen at wally world.

Sent from my SM-G900V using Crappie.com Fishing mobile app

[prop 630]

I don't understand why I didn't get one, everyone else in Nigeria has sent me one.

[wicklundrh]

Dear Karen,

I understand that you like bald men. Well look no further. I look like the brother of Mr. Clean and the Brawny dude! You know the ones. You actually use Brawny with Mr. Clean in the kitchen. No I was not insinuating that you are supposed to be in the kitchen or something, just that I was trying to make a point you might be able to get. Oh wait, I appologize, I forget that you are from Nigeria or some other location. You might not have ever seen Mr. Clean or the Brawny dude. Did we just have our first fight?

I was feeling somewhat left out as I did not receive a special invite (otherwise known as a Private message) from you. I figured that I should introduce myself. I'm not sure of your direct intentions so I guess I should just lay mine out on the table first. Before we get started, you should know that I don't have any direct capital (liquid cash) to send to you at this point in time. I do live in the country on a small farm and have a rather nice 401k that you are welcome to when you get here. It is kept in a safe location. You see, Michigan has a 10 cent bottle return and I have a shed full of them just waiting for the day that someone (could be you) takes them to the local supermarket and runs them through the machine. I'll gladly split the proceeds with you... Sorry I got off track.

I am not a prince but I do have some rather large capital sitting in a location that I could use your help with. Are you familar with Cabelas? No, good. They have something of mine and all I need is $75,000 dollars to get it back. This thing is worth roughly, well, $75,000. I'm betting by your 3rd grade education you can figure out that is a lot of zeros. Where do you fit in? For 75k, I'll gladly share my 401k with you!!!! In fact, I'll give it to you along with the shed that it resides in! Do you like to fish? Don't answer that question, it doesn't matter. Can you clean fish? Can you cook fish? Have you ever skinned a deer? Would you like to learn?