ok, I vote for a straight jacket then.
Now, on a serious side, look at the Wilderness Systems Ride 115, I've got one, and the only thing about it I dont like is the weight of it at close to 80lbs empty/bone dry. I can handle the yak ok loading and unloading it from my truck, but would not even consider dragging it far to launch/recover it. The 2013 model year offers an option of another seat, which is raised about 1-2 " higher than the standard/stock seat. I have the standard/stock seat and like it fine, it will come out of the yak by removing 4 bungee cords, and will slide forward/back to help balance the load. I don't move my seat much if any, the sliding seat is designed more for being able to stand in the yak, yep, its that stable. Ask RRR, he has a 135 Ride. The WS commander is something interesting as well, and the Tarpon is very similar to the Ride, but does not have the cargo capacity of the Ride, and is lighter in terms of empty weight. All of these have the trax system which allow you to mount rod holders/ff, etc without drilling holes, or minimize the # of holes. I drilled one (1) hole when I installed my FF. May be pictures in my "meet fatboy" thread. Lots of people like the OK brand, but the seat in the Ride and my Pungo 120 sold me on the WS brand. Lots of videos on the Ride on youtube as well.
GO BIG ORANGE !
I meant to behave, but there were just way too many other options available at the time.