The fishing was so bad today,
even the liars didn't catch any!
Matt: What do you get when you cross a fishing lure with a gym sock?
Rick: I don’t know. What?
Matt: A hook, line and stinker!
Illinois weather is funny
today
Jig em
Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
Dallas makes the playoffs.
I think that I am going to win this contest for Fle Fly lures. That is real funny.