A little Alabama OT

**jusanothajoe** · 11-23-2010, 12:19 PM

maybe theres a national championship for poem writing :rolleyes:
if the bamers are winning they talk about how great they are if their losing they talk about AUBURN, been this way as long as I can remember, guess which way it is this year

**jusanothajoe** · 11-23-2010, 12:27 PM

let me tell ya a little story bout some coaches named Mike... er ..... Dennis.......uh ....... Spanky........
nah too easy :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

**alabamaal** · 11-23-2010, 12:47 PM

Originally Posted by abarkley

I guess you are saying that makes Alabama a cheater too since they are paying Julio. How can you look yourself in the mirror every single morning knowing that you pull for a convicted cheater? Aren't you guys currently on probation? Hasn't this program already had to vacate wins under saban? Am I wrong?

I don't give two $hits about bryant. never have and never will. i could care less about alabama football except one game a year when they play auburn, but people like you make me love to see them lose. I honestly hope saban stays there for a while. Nothing gives me more pleasure than seeing him have the most talent in the league and still get outcoached on gameday at least 2-3 times a year. he's been notorious for that his entire career and you people worship him like a god. hell, you even name your kids after him.....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. If he's lucky, he might make it about another 1.5 years before he has another woody hayes moment and hits a player again. he got away with it a few weeks ago, but i bet he doesn't get away with it again.

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Typical of little brother albarn propaganda lmao ALBARN is the laughing stock of college football read the papers dude..You buy players always have just this time your getting caught and the barner nation LEE COUNTY LMAO has to set back in watch a season maybe their best go up in NCAA SANTIONS.. just a fact
Albarn is irrelevant in college football 6 sec titles 1 half of a NC WHILE ON PROBATION LOLheck Georgia Tech has been out of the SEC for 30 years in they still have is many is Albarn,Vanderbilt 19-19 1 tie with albarn the power house is on the same level is albarn...yawn let me know if you need more facts..

**abarkley** · 11-23-2010, 03:07 PM

Originally Posted by alabamaal

Typical of little brother albarn propaganda lmao ALBARN is the laughing stock of college football read the papers dude..You buy players always have just this time your getting caught and the barner nation LEE COUNTY LMAO has to set back in watch a season maybe their best go up in NCAA SANTIONS.. just a fact
Albarn is irrelevant in college football 6 sec titles 1 half of a NC WHILE ON PROBATION LOLheck Georgia Tech has been out of the SEC for 30 years in they still have is many is Albarn,Vanderbilt 19-19 1 tie with albarn the power house is on the same level is albarn...yawn let me know if you need more facts..

It ain't propaganda when it's the truth. you're on probation because you cheated and you're paying JJ while you're on it. Deal with it.

**jusanothajoe** · 11-23-2010, 07:40 PM

espn reported UAT still has a chance to go to national championship game. the whole team just has to buy plane tickets:D

**Fisherman_Wantabe** · 11-23-2010, 07:55 PM

Originally Posted by jusanothajoe

espn reported UAT still has a chance to go to national championship game. the whole team just has to buy plane tickets:D

We will be there before ya'll :D:D and that's a fact!

**crappieseeker** · 11-23-2010, 08:51 PM

I am a Bama fan but that is funny.

Originally Posted by jusanothajoe

espn reported UAT still has a chance to go to national championship game. the whole team just has to buy plane tickets:D

**crappieseeker** · 11-23-2010, 09:07 PM

abarkley, here is giving you a little respect. I am a Bama fan 100%. I know we have some ill fans, but both sides do. I get irratated at a lot of Auburn fans just like you do a lot of Bama fans. It comes with the territory of being in a state where college football is life (well outside of crappie fishing). However the information about Bama being in trouble with Saban there, that is something that was going on before he got there and had nothing to do with him. Just like I do not think Auburn's situation has anything to do with Auburn's coach. It is unfortunate for the SEC that this is going on. Some Bama fans might like the fact that the deal with Cam is happening, but it only serves to hurt Alabama as well. Some Auburn fans like it when we are in trouble as well, which is not good for Auburn either really. The part about Bama having the best talent and still losing is somewhat true. However, there is a difference in having talent and having experienced talent. Saban proved last year what he could do when his talent was experienced. This year they have a lot of youth playing. Even the best coaches can lose with great talent, that is because nobody is perfect. Just ask ol Pete Carol, he had all the talent money could by and still lost games almost ever year that he should have won. I do dissagree with some of Bama's play calling this year and I feel like with the coaching level they have, they should be doing things a little different. However if he had not been doing something right over the years, his success would not be what it is to this point. So I guess I better give Saban a break. Now for Julio, if there was any chance Julio was getting paid, that would definately be leaked out past our family here at crappie.com. I am not saying it could not happen or it is not happening. I am just saying I seriously doubt it. Now if later on I am detrmined to be wrong, you can give me 60 slashes with a wet noodle and tell me "I told ya so ha ha" But in all reality and respect I will be pulling for the Tide and if your Tigers beat us, I will support them in their run for a title. I will also be supporting your Hartselle Tigers to win this week and make the state championship game. I will also be pulling for my North Jackson Chiefs in 4A as we take on Deshler for a chance to go to Auburn for a state title as well. I wont get to make the state title game if we win cause I have fieldwork that day. But good luck to your team.

Originally Posted by abarkley

I guess you are saying that makes Alabama a cheater too since they are paying Julio. How can you look yourself in the mirror every single morning knowing that you pull for a convicted cheater? Aren't you guys currently on probation? Hasn't this program already had to vacate wins under saban? Am I wrong?

I don't give two $hits about bryant. never have and never will. i could care less about alabama football except one game a year when they play auburn, but people like you make me love to see them lose. I honestly hope saban stays there for a while. Nothing gives me more pleasure than seeing him have the most talent in the league and still get outcoached on gameday at least 2-3 times a year. he's been notorious for that his entire career and you people worship him like a god. hell, you even name your kids after him.....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. If he's lucky, he might make it about another 1.5 years before he has another woody hayes moment and hits a player again. he got away with it a few weeks ago, but i bet he doesn't get away with it again.

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**abarkley** · 11-23-2010, 09:42 PM

Originally Posted by crappieseeker

abarkley, here is giving you a little respect. I am a Bama fan 100%. I know we have some ill fans, but both sides do. I get irratated at a lot of Auburn fans just like you do a lot of Bama fans. It comes with the territory of being in a state where college football is life (well outside of crappie fishing). However the information about Bama being in trouble with Saban there, that is something that was going on before he got there and had nothing to do with him. Just like I do not think Auburn's situation has anything to do with Auburn's coach. It is unfortunate for the SEC that this is going on. Some Bama fans might like the fact that the deal with Cam is happening, but it only serves to hurt Alabama as well. Some Auburn fans like it when we are in trouble as well, which is not good for Auburn either really. The part about Bama having the best talent and still losing is somewhat true. However, there is a difference in having talent and having experienced talent. Saban proved last year what he could do when his talent was experienced. This year they have a lot of youth playing. Even the best coaches can lose with great talent, that is because nobody is perfect. Just ask ol Pete Carol, he had all the talent money could by and still lost games almost ever year that he should have won. I do dissagree with some of Bama's play calling this year and I feel like with the coaching level they have, they should be doing things a little different. However if he had not been doing something right over the years, his success would not be what it is to this point. So I guess I better give Saban a break. Now for Julio, if there was any chance Julio was getting paid, that would definately be leaked out past our family here at crappie.com. I am not saying it could not happen or it is not happening. I am just saying I seriously doubt it. Now if later on I am detrmined to be wrong, you can give me 60 slashes with a wet noodle and tell me "I told ya so ha ha" But in all reality and respect I will be pulling for the Tide and if your Tigers beat us, I will support them in their run for a title. I will also be supporting your Hartselle Tigers to win this week and make the state championship game. I will also be pulling for my North Jackson Chiefs in 4A as we take on Deshler for a chance to go to Auburn for a state title as well. I wont get to make the state title game if we win cause I have fieldwork that day. But good luck to your team.

Agreed. Good post, however unless a former UAT player is lying to me he is being paid. Take it for what it's worth.

**abarkley** · 11-23-2010, 09:44 PM

Originally Posted by Fisherman_Wantabe

The Auburn Hillbillies"
Come and listen to a story about a kid named Cam,
A liar and a thief, but Auburn didn't give a damn
Then one day he got paid to play the game
And out of nowhere the investigators came
NCAA that is, judge and jury, Committee on Infractions

Well the first thing you know Auburn decides to go "all in"
Cheating didn't matter just as long as we can win
Glendale, Arizona is the place we want to be
So we threw out the rulebook and called ourselves "family"
The Auburn family that is, yes we cam, "lean on me"

Well now it's time to say goodbye to Cam and all our wins
He'll play in the NFL with that same s.h.i.t. eatin' grin
How in the world could we have been such fools,
Now we have to pick up the pieces of what's left of our school

Sanctions that is, reduced scholarships, bowl bans

We'll be back now y'hear?

:D:D:D:D:p

I like this one better:

Twas the Night before the Iron Bowl, when all through the land,

The media morons were still in search of one eighty grand.

Cam wasn’t worried, he had not even a care,

The only thing puzzling him was, “Who is this Bear?”

The bams were all laughing and full of themselves,

Each one convinced there would be something else.

Thayer and Schlabaugh had broken the news,

And Finebaum was convinced there must be more shoes.

When out of the east, there arose a great fuss,

As each Auburn player made his way to the bus.

On toward t-town the driver did go,

It was just about time for Cam to put on his show.

Their plan was failing and lies being exposed,

As Cam rode on the bus and peacefully dozed.

When what to their wondering eyes should appear,

But their miniature coach, awestruck with fear.

Standing five feet tall, a lively ole prick,

I knew in a moment it must be Lil’ Nick.

Curse those “War Eagles” his minions they came,

And he snorted and snarled as he called them by name.

“Now, Thayer! Now, Finebaum! Now Schad and Schlabaugh!

On Herbstreit! On Holtz! Yes! You’ve assisted the cause!

To ESPN, Fox News and them all,

Now bash away, bash away, bash away all.

We must tell more lies about cheating and cash,

Or pray to The Bear that their team bus will crash.

They are almost here and I don’t have a plan.

No one has stopped him, he just ran and he ran!

I have watched so much film and I’ve plotted and schemed,

But he is so much better than I ever had dreamed.

He zigs and he zags and I swear that he flies,

He does things on the field not seen with my eyes.

We will not stop him, like so many before,

They will move the ball at will and easily score.

Our fans will be furious and then start to clamor,

When Cam jumps in the crowd and leads the reverse “rammer jammer”.

So off to Texas I will run, as fast as I can,

And meet with Jerry Jones, since he is the man.

I will leave bammer hanging and holding the bag,

Merry Christmas you rednecks, now print that on bamamag.

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