Thread: Happy Birthday shipahoy41

Originally Posted by chaunc

Happy birthday Mike. It's 62* up here today. I guess the south moved north this month. Merry Christmas.

78 here today my friend. 80 expected on Sunday. Happy New Year.

Originally Posted by Cane Pole

I am late. Forgive me. Happy day to you, including today, tomorrow and forever.

Tom

Thank you Tom and to all of you who wished me a happy 70th birthday. May God bless all of you. In 20 years I hope to be celebrating my 90th birthday. There are advantages to old age.

Age is important only if you're cheese or wine.
I used to get lost in the shuffle; now I just shuffle along with the lost.
The twinkle in your eye is only the reflection of the sun on your bifocals.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
Age is like underwear, it creeps up on you!
If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
A person who has a right to boast doesn't have to.
I'm not old, I'm youthfully challenged.
I'm a walking storeroom of facts... I've just lost the key to the storeroom.
Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, children, politicians.
Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
Your knees buckle and your belt won't.


Several Advantages of Getting Old
Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
No one expects you to run anywhere.
People call at 9 PM and ask, 'Did I wake you?'
There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
Things you buy now won't wear out.
You can live without sex but not your glasses.
Your eyes won't get much worse.
Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
You no longer have hot flashes, you have power surges!