March Madness

[horseshoer]

No not NCAA hoops. Only reference to dribbling you'll see in a post of mine is them annoying couple squirts after you git everything put back in place on a cold day.
It being Nat'l Farriers Fishin Week, I plan on hitting every one horse cove and creek I can find around here. The water temp is 10 degrees higher than it was last year this time right now.
Screw The Onion, ramps, on & off, TM to git to locations. This is the time ripe for sittin on a buckit castin a jig listening to Bocephus sing Theres A Tear In My Beer and chasin the skeeters off with smoke. I did upwards of 40 horses
since Fri, I am going into retirement for a few hrs here & there this week. I am so excited I could just grab Ranger .690 by the ears & kiss him full on the lips! I havent kept a fish yet this year I dont think but am putting out a mess of fillets to unthaw and may keep a batch for pickling. If you all want some I will bring anyone who wants a jar one at the Kerr bash in Apr. Taste like pickled herring. Can look in my freebie website link the recipe is there.
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It looks like I am going to have to break down & have Kinkos print me up prayer cards for a minimum of 8 grannys this spring. I just feel like I should have some sort of proof to give clients that I have to re-schedule after
grannys start dropping like flies as the spawn progresses, after a record 9
died last spring. They are gonna start smellin a rat if I don't keep proper appearances up. Some of you will no doubt be with to mourn as I spread their ashes on area reservoirs and fish the banks since I have to be there anyway. For those of you who have been there, ya might oughta fill the new guys in on how it is not a real time-consuming ritual, just empty the can of ashes and then a short prayer followed by an herbal offering, and its off to fish. I say this cuz I had feedback last year from a member who was a little upset by the emotional basket-case I was, sobbing & slobbering all over the bong. Yeah, IBNFSHN got his orange cap all in a twist and never did git him settled down till I had him chain-smoking directly on top of a school of 14"ers.
That dude may be older than oatmeal but lemme tell ya, he can put a hurtin on yur stash. We left Waller Mill & I didnt have enuf left for CK & Gnat to make a case against me if they were to have swooped down on me for the bust.
I rest my case:

4-28-07



Wild Willy, either I come yur way or you come mine, think we should make this an annual spring thing, what say? Mark, come with & fish this time man!
I am outta here, going to hammer some fish.

So ya all dont think I am a ruthless S.O.B., let it be known I will be mourning yur fate those of ya with yur time card clocked in this morning. It will weigh heavily and possibly even take some of the fun outta landing a citation knowing some of ya stuck at work with no grannys to take a ride to the Big Adios. I have been known to share a granny but there better be some killer sammiches in the mix or I'll do my grieving alone.

Whats for breakfast? I must remember to horse-whip the cook when she gits home from work.

[ncnat]

Shoer, wheres the link to your site? Don't tease us man.

[horseshoer]

Shoer, wheres the link to your site? Don't tease us man.

oops, sorry.
http://www.freewebs.com/insidepeek/home.htm