Thread: Happy Birthday Shoer

Dayum Eloquent there, Frank! Happy Borthday again, Jeff!

Happy Birthday Jeff!

Dude made it thru another one? Dang! Happy Birthday Jeffy.

Dayton

Reading this thread was the best part of my birthday and thats the truth not blowin hot air. Had an offer for supper out but the playoffs take priority. Trimmed horses all day,
quietest birthday in a long time. Going out to the Backfin to eat sometime for it.

Treated myself to a good shave for my birthday. Only my 3rd of these, and I dread it.
Why, you may ax? Simple. Shoer grows no hair on the noggin but rather sprouts from all orifices instead. I am waiting for my tongue to grow hair its gettin so bad. My ears n nose are a holy terror. Unfortunately this does not involve my face. It takes vision that can see around corners but I get it done. Lay a towel over closed toilet seat. Now lay my hand mirror I shave by in the shower on the towel with magnifying side up. Now straddle the toilet, bend legs, spread cheeks, position, acquire view, operate electric trimmers. My oh my, what a bunch winkin, blinkin, & stinkin goin on in that mirror.
Eeek, careful!!!! Dont prune Mr Roid while clipping down there. Aaaaaagh!!!!!!! That mirror is piling up with hair like a barbershop floor. Dont knick yurself Shoer, it'll be tough gettin a bandaid to stick there. Bactine will sting. :o
Now I can walk around the world having my own little secret about how I knocked down my old forest growth.
Sorry, no pics.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU OLD POOT. Sorry about being late. Hope you had a good day.

Originally Posted by horseshoer

Reading this thread was the best part of my birthday and thats the truth not blowin hot air. Had an offer for supper out but the playoffs take priority. Trimmed horses all day,
quietest birthday in a long time. Going out to the Backfin to eat sometime for it.

Treated myself to a good shave for my birthday. Only my 3rd of these, and I dread it.
Why, you may ax? Simple. Shoer grows no hair on the noggin but rather sprouts from all orifices instead. I am waiting for my tongue to grow hair its gettin so bad. My ears n nose are a holy terror. Unfortunately this does not involve my face. It takes vision that can see around corners but I get it done. Lay a towel over closed toilet seat. Now lay my hand mirror I shave by in the shower on the towel with magnifying side up. Now straddle the toilet, bend legs, spread cheeks, position, acquire view, operate electric trimmers. My oh my, what a bunch winkin, blinkin, & stinkin goin on in that mirror.
Eeek, careful!!!! Dont prune Mr Roid while clipping down there. Aaaaaagh!!!!!!! That mirror is piling up with hair like a barbershop floor. Dont knick yurself Shoer, it'll be tough gettin a bandaid to stick there. Bactine will sting. :o
Now I can walk around the world having my own little secret about how I knocked down my old forest growth.
Sorry, no pics.

Dalton is gonna be MAD
You finally come up with a post that is most definitely "right up his alley", but then you don't post pics.

Same as saying, "Hey Dalton, I gotta big hot fudge Sunday for ya eat, but sorry, no nuts"

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHOEMAN.now go to Hooters and harass the help.