Send Linda and the dog team to the store. If she and the dogs aren't back in a few hours assume she's happy where she is. Your problem is solved you won't have to worry about a lot of bread and milk! Play in the snow.
My wife went out already and got the paper and made a snow angel. I don't have enough dogs to pull her. She said I had to clean house, so I put her back out side. That's when the fight started. She hasn't said I'm sorry yet! Dang Snow!