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Frank and Bob were fishing under a bridge when a funeral procession passed over them. Bob took off his fishing hat and held it over his heart until all the cars going to the funeral had passed by....

Have you ever looked back onto something you've done and thought "Man, I'm really proud of that!" and then immediately regret that you have to flush it?

I've just about run out of jokes that won't get deleted. That's pretty funny. But I've got one dirty joke that kids can hear. A white horse feel into a mud puddle.

Q: What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

A: You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.

I'll have the turtle soup. And make it snappy.

Well, congrats! Y'all know what BOAT stands for?

Break
Out
Another
Thousand

And that ain't no lie!

Woman: Hello? 911? I accidentally shot my husband. I think I've killed him.

911 Operator: Ma'am, calm down. The first thing you need to do is make sure he's dead.

(BANG!)

Woman: Okay, I've...

We'll see

Not it. Wait, is this the one where ya want to be it? It!

What did Tennessee?

The same exact thing that Arkansas.

Honey, the doctor called. Apparently I've got a bad disease that only fishing can cure.

My 4yr old son.

Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

I thought it was hilarious.

Those are awesome! By any chance was it your YouTube channel I came across last week?

Triple ripple smoke rips lips.

Look, dear, when I ask you if you want me to cook dinner a simple yes or no will suffice. I don't need a million questions like "Who are you?" and "How'd you get in my house?"

This won't be too in depth, but here are my initial thoughts. I went out last night and used the Garmin EchoMAP 73SV for the first time. It's my first modern day color unit with all the bells and...

I ran out of deodorant last week. I've been using my wife's this whole time. But don't tell anybody. It's Secret.

I WANT MONKEY MILK!

I... I didn't know you could milk a monkey.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge?

You open the door and put the elephant in the fridge.

How do you get a giraffe in the fridge?

You open the door, remove the elephant, and place the...

I'll just slide right in.

GPS is pretty dang accurate. That link crappie pappy shared kind of proved us both right. Fortunately, my unit has WAAS, and I'll be trying it out for the first time tomorrow. I'm not sure about...

Yes, I'll have the turtle soup. And make it snappy.

I bet you don't like hominy. We don't take kindly to folks that don't like hominy. Wait, I don't like hominy either.

In like Flynn

Q: What did the fisherman say to the magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod.

My son wasn't able to hear until he was about a year old when he got tubes in his ears. No, not the kind you fish with. When he turned 2 my wife and I took him to the pool for the first time.
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Yep, they call it Paw Paw fishin'. It's almost impossible to do.

I have 3 questions for you.

1: is Logan Martin still jacked up?

2: Is there an Alabama forum here on CDC? Because I can't find one anywhere, but having 4 of the top crappie lakes in the...

That'd be hitting the jackpot!

Just like crappie pappy said, it's not linear. It's my limited understanding that white crappie prefer to spawn later at a little higher water temp than black crappie (I could have that backwards)....