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I made the mistake of mention a passing resemblance to a distant cousin once while doing that.

Ole Demon didn't have nothing on that siteashion, I tell you what.

Something else to consider is that Johnson/Evinrudes like to be choked a lil, then no choke.... Usually, you'll choke until they sputter or hit, then kill the choke and roll em with out the choke on....

Can't be a better deal than you got on those three pedestals that didn't work out...

Well, unfortunately, I'm out working in this mess. Wow... talk about misery.. and I don't mean that place to the north of us.

Between the two of us, we've been going through about 5 gallons of...

That is not just a lil nauseating.... bleh! Oh, and you got a lil something on your cheek there, CN.... Looks like Passionate Pank.

That's not an umbrella, that's a small domed stadium for a forth world nation.

Um... I aint' endorsing this, but hey, Bill Dance can't always be wrong. Just leave you're trailer hooked to the boat and unhooked from the truck. That should slow you down a bit.

For God's sake, don't hire him.... just offer to feed him a meal or two.

If you pay him, he's liable to show up every Monday morning looking for the coffee pot and the Men's room.

Engrish is my second language. Love is my first language. :D:D

I think I was sabotaged, 'cept, I wasn't. But delusions will be delusions.

I once knew a sports writer in Houston, the only thing he fished for was the olive in his martini. He did catch one every trip out. Thankfully, he had a steel chin and landed on it each time he...

'Cept in English and Grammar. Oh, and a 98 mph poo ball does not an Alpha make. It also takes cunningly, wyle, and the ability to use a tape measure and successfully scrounge for seat posts. And we...

Naw, just send it into giggle fits.

Well, since the bases are the Ranger style, and Ranger is built in Arkansas, I guess we can't blame a Mrs. Sippi boy for the mix up. I think we should just blame Forrest Woods.

Oh my God!

CN, the personal rancor reflected in that remark I don't intend to dignify with comment. But I would like to address your general attitude of hopeless negativism. Consider the lilies of the goddamn...

We all knows what happens when the rabbit dies...

A Funera.. oops... I mean, a wedding. Carry on.

He does make a convincing point, don't he?

Why did you just wake her up and ask her why she was calling? I mean, she wouldn't have known, but at least you would have felt better when she told you it must have been some other Chris she was...

This from Mr. Carp.com?

What's next? Last weeks installment of "As the Billy's Turn"? Pffttt

Get to flinging, poo boi! If you only got one pitch in your bag, better make it a good'un.

I think he wants to propose him a proposition! Sorta like Big Dan Teague!

"So long boys. See you in the funny papers".

Its OK.. that cat thought she was a dog. She used to go fishing with me and would follow me around the house like I had a can of tuna in my pocket.

I love me some cats and dogs, but to be honest,...

And the check just stacked on the plates like its just another dead solder. :D:D

I think we're gonna be seeing his 2 o'clock date with Mr. Hankey.

Do the Walton's take too long to say, "Good night"?

I'll be right there with my Pank plastic fork!

George Clooney and Dapper Dan pomade.

What more can you ask from a movie?

You ain't getting outta it that easy, Mister!

This is the year of the Family Christmas Photo. I expect to see Is covered in white out, but I always look forward to seeing how the two young Jedi...

Gives you something to keep that 'money-well-spent-on-seat-posts feeling' company. I'd hate for that one to get lonely.

According to my copy of Hoyle, "No comment shall be considered a comment, unless accompanied by a wink, a nudge, or a 'you know, you know".

Dats right there on page 1181, under special board game...

I'd like to pledge one useless, boofay mooching banker. Actually, I'd like to pledge two, but it seems they are a rare species.

Oops, and the Off Topic Mississippi board too!