And now a word from our sponser:
Hi folks, are you tired of attending regular church services that seem drab and dull, then pay a visit to our church located deep in the hills of southeast oklahoma, its the New Branch Davidian church and we welcome all new comers. Services start at 10am on Sunday morning and we welcome firearms and machetes. (But please, no bozookas, we can't keep replacing the back wall behind the pulpit).