Routine Nonsense
This morning while getting dressed, I suddenly had this choking feeling around the front of my throat. It felt like two hands were pressing against my Adam's apple and as the pressure increased, I began to feel faint. I struggled to stay conscience, but as I started to black out, I figured I would say goodbye to myself one last time so I glanced in the mirror to make it personal and noticed I had put my tee-shirt on backwards.
I think I'll be ok..........
AMERICANS: Willing to cross a frozen river to kill you, in your sleep, on Christmas, totally not kidding, we've done it.