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**Speck** · 02-25-2013, 10:20 AM

Which one of you gewbers called the man on me?
Here's the story,
Saturday after the tournament, Yikess and I were headed up the highway. A Mississippi Department of Fisheries Wildlife and Parks truck passes us in the left lane. I'm doing the speed limit of course. After he passed, he started slowing down and fell in behind me. A couple of miles down the road, the blue lights came on. I tell Yikess that Mr Green Jeans is pulling us over.
I pull to the side of the road and a big ole boy walks up to my window.
To be continued:

**slimeyslab** · 02-25-2013, 10:21 AM

It was the deep freeze in your truck bed silly.

**MO' MONEY** · 02-25-2013, 10:23 AM

Hmmm may know which guy you're talkin about... They had been staking you out since McDonalds in Cleveland the other morning

**Speck** · 02-25-2013, 10:28 AM

Keep in mind that I'm pulling Yikess' boat with my truck. Sippi trailer license and MO truck license.
I roll down the window and the conversation went sumptin like this:
GW: Howdy, y'all been fishin?
Me, (turning around and looking at Yikess' boat): Uh, ya.
GW: where at?
Me: Washington.
GW: Do any good?
Me: Naw, only two fish all day.
GW: you mean you caught fish all day but only had two keepers?
Me: nope, only caught two keepers all day!!!
GW: (snicker snicker) where y'all from?
Me: well he's from Olive Branch, I'm for Burfordville.
GW: BURFORDVILLE???? Are you the one they call Speck??
Me: Ummmm, maybe
GW: well I need to check those coolers in your truck.
Me: go ahead but don't knock over my washing machine back there.

To be continued:

**Rees Guide** · 02-25-2013, 10:36 AM

**Speck** · 02-25-2013, 10:38 AM

So Mr. Green Jeans looked in the coolers in the truck then looks in the boat. He checked the livewells and everything. Then he walked up on Yikess side of the truck.
GW: you must be the one they call Yikess.
Yikess: So what if I am.
GW: Why do you have to go all the way to MO to get a Fishin partner?
Yikess: nobody else will fish with me plus he's a good net man.
GW: uh huh, well I helped myself to one of y'all's Diet Cokes from your cooler.
Me: that's fine as long as it was Yikess'
GW: I know you two are up to sumptin but I can't figure it out. What ever it is, don't let it happen again. I'll let y'all go with a warning this time.
Yikess: Bite.........
Me: hush Yikess!!! Yes sir!! Thank you.

**"G"** · 02-25-2013, 10:39 AM

"GW: BURFORDVILLE???? Are you the one they call Speck??" Thats when you should have told him no....that your name is beagle

**Speck** · 02-25-2013, 10:41 AM

After he pulled away, I say, "I wonder what that was all about?
Yikess says, " you need to get you a set of sippi license plate for your truck!!!

**satdoc1** · 02-25-2013, 10:42 AM

Might have been the one we call "Bullet".

**Speck** · 02-25-2013, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by Speck

After he pulled away, I say, "I wonder what that was all about?
Yikess says, " you need to get you a set of sippi license plate for your truck!!!

True story (mostly)

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