Budget cuts
Friend's wife dropped by his office unexpectedly.
. Unfortunately, it was at a time when he was on the phone and his secretary was sitting on his lap! He saw her coming in and spoke into the phone "And in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I don't see how I can be expected to run this office with only one chair."
Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes bang when it is supposed to go click and one that goes click when it is supposed to go bang.
If you rob Peter to pay Paul, you can generally count on Paul's vote.