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  1. 08-16-2023, 01:08 PM #1
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    Default Finally about to retire


    After 20 years working for the circus, I am about to leave my job as the human cannonball. Would leave now but the owner is having trouble finding a replacement of my caliber.
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    My wife was an assistant teacher in the computer lab of the middle school. When she found a better paying job she turned in her resonation. It took 3 1/2 weeks to find someone to replace her.
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