barber shop visit
Went over to my friends barber shop for a visit. Man and a boy walk in and the man gets into the chair. When he is done he says i'm gonna run over and get a cigar while the boy gets his trim. Hour goes by....no man, another hour and still no man. The boy is calmly reading all the field and streams and sports afields laying around. The barber says "Son, I'm beginning to think your dad has forgotten about you." Boy says "That wasn't my dad." Barber asks "Who is he?" Boy answers " He's just some guy that asked me how I'd like a free haircut."
Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes bang when it is supposed to go click and one that goes click when it is supposed to go bang.
If you rob Peter to pay Paul, you can generally count on Paul's vote.