Sad man at bar today
Sitting at the bar today when I noticed a man sobbing. Since I always try to help I asked what was so bad.
"I got in an argument with my wife and she said she wasn't gonna talk to me for a month!"
I said "that is a shame!"
He said " yes, today's the last day!"
Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes bang when it is supposed to go click and one that goes click when it is supposed to go bang.
If you rob Peter to pay Paul, you can generally count on Paul's vote.